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    Angela Merkel


    Ms Merkel arrived in the US for the recent G8 meeting and at US immigration was asked the following questions -

    Name? - Angela Merkel

    Arriving from? - Germany

    Occupation? - No. It is just a short visit.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it, hump it or learn from it then piss on it and walk away.

    "HOSPITALITY" - the art of making guests feel at home (when you wish they were).

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    Sounds like "allo allo".

    Anyway, why invade when you can buy? (Greece)
    Last edited by private fraser; 24-05-2012 at 11:19.

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