A man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or marriage he gave her money to have the baby in Italy.
If she stayed in Italy he would provide child support until the child was 18.
She agreed but asked how he would know the baby was born. He told her to drop a postcard with the word "SPAGHETTI" on the back. 9 months later he came home his confused wife said you got a very strange card today. He read the card turned white and fainted. The card read
two with meatballs one without.
Send extra sauce