Red Indian walks into a reservation store and asks the store manager.
"Indian want to buy cheap toilet paper"
Store manger replies, " Well chief we have a named brand which is $4 bucks for 4 rolls"
Indian says " Ahh Indian want cheaper toilet paper"
Store manager replies" Well chief we have our own brand of toilet paper which is $3 bucks for 4 rolls"
Indian replies " Ahh Indian want cheaper toilet paper"
The store manger by now is getting a bit frustrated and replies" Well chief the only other toilet paper we sell is the really cheap no name brand, its $2 bucks for 4 rolls but its horrible stuff"
Indian takes the 4 rolls and leaves the store.
1 week later the same Indian returns to the store, walks up to the store manager and says " Indian have name for no name toilet paper"
Store manager replies " oh yeah chief whats that then"
Indian replies " I call it JOHN WAYNE toilet paper, Store manager in disbelief says " How on earth do you give a toilet paper the name JOHN WAYNE.
COS ITS ROUGH AND TOUGH AND DONT TAKE NO **** OFF INDIANS