Paddy and Mick were looking at a mail order catalogue and admiring the models.
One says to the other, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?
The second one replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful....and look at the price!'
The first one says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.'
Paddy smiles and pats Mick on the back. 'Good idea!
Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalogue, I will get one too.'
Three weeks later, Paddy asks his friend, 'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the mail order catalogue?'
'No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!'