Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?

Why canít women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why donít you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isnít there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didnít Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why donít they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

Why donít sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?