Paddy applied for admission to a Medical College. He never made it through the Common Entrance Test.
You will never guess why !
Here's his answer paper.

Define the following :

ANTI BODY - against everyone
ARTERY - the study of fine paintings
BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria
BENIGN - what you be after eight
BOWEL - letters like a, e, I, o, u.
CAESAREAN SECTION - a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of card playing
CAT SCAN - searching for a lost kitty
CHRONIC - the neck of a crow
COMA - punctuation mark
CORTISONE - area around the local court
CYST - short for sister
DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose
DILATE - the late British Princess Diana
DISLOCATION - in this place
DUODENUM - a couple in blue jeans
ENEMA - not a friend
FALSE LABOUR - pretending to work
GENES - blue denim
GROIN - smile
HERNIA - she close by
HYMEN - greeting to several men
IMPOTENT - distinguished / well known
LABOUR PAIN - hurt at work
LACTOSE - people without feet
LYMPH - walk unsteadily
MENOPAUSE - me no wait
MICROBES - small dressing gown
OBESITY - city of Obe
PACEMAKER - winner of the Nobel Peace Prize
of teens
PULSE - grain
RUPTURE - ecstasy
SECRETION - hiding something
SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute enough
SUTURE - Guajarati for 'what do you want'
TABLET - a small table
TUMOUR - an extra pair
ULTRASOUND - radical noise
URINE - opposite of you're out
VARICOSE - very close
VAS DEFERENS - extremely difficult
VEIN - at what time