One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members
were being introduced to other members and shown around.
The man leading them around said, "See that old man asleep
in the chair by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and
can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget."
They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a
hunting story.
"Well, I remember back in 1944, we went on a lion hunting
exposition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three
days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so
tired I had to rest my feet. I found a fallen tree, so I
laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell
asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was
awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my
gun when the biggest lion I ever saw jumped out of the
bushes at me like this...ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
I tell you, I just pooped my pants."
The young men looked astonished and one of them said,
"I don't blame you, I would have pooped my pants too if a
lion jumped out at me."
The old man shook his head and said, "No, no, not then,
just now when I said 'ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!