Some Things Your Dog Might Say

Tom270

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SOME THINGS YOUR DOG MIGHT SAY

If you’re so cleaver you find it then

I am a Spaniel what do you expect?

(Spaniel) If you want steady get a Labrador

(Spaniel) If you’ve got all day get a Labrador

(Labrador) Look at that Spaniel

Am I not coming then?

Why can’t you shoot them dead?

A runner oh good

Wake up

Let me go, let me go, let me go

Not the lead, I’m a gun dog

So who taught me???

I’ll drive today you get in the cage

You trained me, now let me do it

Don’t you just hate a mouth full of feathers

Er hello, everyone else seems to be shooting

I see you are not sat in the mud

Tom270
 
I chased it, I caught it, if you want one get your own, this is mine & your not having it.
Weimaraner
 
All cocker coments:
Quick, I'm in a hurry
You want me to flush it but not chase it, in your dreams
I wish you would keep up
Put me on that leed and I will tow you along
If I can't come then I will bark until you change your mind
Stop shouting, I'm busy
I'm just off to check the other side of that valley
 
Elderly Labrador
Lets get this straight before we start the day- I don't do nettles ,I don't do brambles and I don't do ditches unless I know that there is something in there.n If you want them checked out why not ask that chap with the that idiotic spaniel.
If you insist in getting angry with me I will just stay at heel because then I know I cant be wrong.
No the missus hasn't already fed me
 
More cocker comments:

If you think I am swimming in that freezing river for that little duck, you're dafter than I am.....
I've swum 80yds for that ****ing duck and swum 80 yds back, I'm never doing it again and you can take the duck from here.... as the spaniel stepped back on the river bank.

Best regards JCS
 
Terrier's " I know you just bollocked me for doing this but I'm going to give it another go any way so whatever pal!"
 
as per right this second I have two yellow labs staring me in the eyes, and DEFINITELY saying "can we pleeeeeeeeeeeeease have a slice of pizza Dad? pleeeeeeeeeeease"
 
Terriers:

Sorry, I'm deaf, can't here your commands, La La La La...I'm not listening!!!

I don't care how big the other dog is, I'm fighting it!

Ohh, green fox poo, I needed some doggy aftershave!

Cute furry animal - KILL IT!!!!!!!!
 
Terriers:

Sorry, I'm deaf, can't here your commands, La La La La...I'm not listening!!!

I don't care how big the other dog is, I'm fighting it!

Ohh, green fox poo, I needed some doggy aftershave!

Cute furry animal - KILL IT!!!!!!!!

And all in a 10 minute spell! :thumb:
 
Why do I lick my own balls..... because I can..... jealous huh?

My Choc Lab; if I cant eat it or shag it I'll kill it...

My Spaniel, I'm not that far away its only the next county where I work....

Easy, gee some humans just dont have a sense of humour...

Err DOH!!! I'm a spaniel...
 
Ridgeback:

One day, sheep, one day...

Water, you say? Nasty cold stuff. Can't be trusted.

I say! Is that my tail? Why yes - I believe it is! Attack!
 
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