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    Story by a Man standing in a queue in Tesco's.........

    I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was
    standing in the queue at the checkout. A woman behind me asked if
    I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot
    Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
    last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
    care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works
    is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one
    or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now
    enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
    Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.

    I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

    I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door

    Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??

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    I'll bear that in mind next time that I am buying dog food. atb Tim

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