A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his
seat, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she
was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right
next to him. "Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or holiday?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac
convention in the US."
Struggling to maintain his composure at being sat next to the most stunning
woman he had ever seen, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality.."
"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are
the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is
most likely to possess that trait. Another is that French men are the best
lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found
that the best lovers in all categories are the Welsh."
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said.
"I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your
"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Taff."