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    How to get to heaven in Ireland

    I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they
    Understood the concept of getting to heaven.

    I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and
    Gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

    'NO!' the children answered.

    'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything
    Tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

    Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile.

    ' Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children,
    And loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

    Again, they all answered 'No!'. I was just bursting with pride for them.

    I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?'

    A six year-old boy shouted out 'YUV GOTTAE BE FOCKN' DEAD..........'

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    Sorry for the double post, Site is playing me up again. It took so long to register I thought the site had gone down.
    I am still having to log on most times too

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    Good Joke EMcC.

    I have had the same trouble all day. I believe that admin are onto it.


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