Good news,and,some very Bad news!!!!!!!!!!

re'M'ington

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I will start with the good news,cos,I love new toys.I have a bit the bullet this week and spent some of the money that I have recouped from selling a few things,I have taken ownership of a lovely shiney(well matt,but,you now what I mean)Zeiss 6-24x56mm IR scope,and,I am over the moon with the quality,and,for the price it bloody well should be good!!!!
But,as I said there was some bad news,and,it was bad I can tell you...........I woke up this morning,and,as all men do I did all of the male scratching that we do around the back wheels,and,I thought,oh dear a spot,and,it was right next to the sack in the hinge between bollock and leg,but,hey this spot is more like a tag.So,in the drawer for the shaving mirror,turned it to the magnification side,and,there it was..............a fecking tick!!!!! Straight downstairs,got the 'Otom' tick remover,but,because it was still so small(I can hear all of you bas***ds laughing as I type this)I couldn't get the bloody thing,so,I thought I would have to shave a bit of excess pubes off to get a better look..............BAD IDEA!!! I got the David Beckam razor out and carefully went around the area,but,as we all now David Beckam can't tackle,and,I whipped the bloody tick right off leaving the head parts still in there,not good!! And,why is it I can still hear you lot laughing????
I will obviously keep an eye on it now in case it goes a bit dodgy,but,so far TCP has stopped it itching,and,I will of course keep you all posted................Martin.
Oh and here is a few pics(of the scope you sick bas***ds)...............
Forgot to mention my new stock as well,it's a Bell & Carlson.
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Great looking scope mate, hope it brings you luck.
I don`t know who to feel more sorry for, you for getting the tick or the tick for where he ended up!!
I must admit though mate the thought of you playing the contortionist does cunjure up some amusing thoughts.
Keep a close watch on it mate, any doubts whats so ever get down to the docs. It might be worth an appointment just to be on the safe side.
I sincerely hope it turns out ok.
basil.
 
Sorry about the tick
but had to laff
sick Bas***d that i am
nice looking scope and am impressed with the knives

which head did you lop off :eek: :eek:
(think my hands would shake in that area ) :lol: :lol:
so its a good job i did'nt shave you :evil: :evil:
 
Jesus Martin it never rains but it pours with you :D

Nice scope & stock though shame about the tick, should have let him suck some blood & he would have been big enough to whip off with the old remover. :eek:

Like the sling, any idea of the make & where from?

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Chris
 
Those little b****s can always find a nice cosy place :lol:
I was out stalking last Saturday, when came back took all my clothes off, took a shower and still found a tiny tick on my leg on Tuesday...

Great scope mate!
 
I'm afraid you'll need to suck the remaining head parts out - can you reach?

Do you have and stlker friends local to you who can help out ? :)
 
Nice scope. The rest of it is bollocks or at lest very close :D :D

I'm sure it will be fine.

John
 
Sorry Martin but I was one of the B******s who was chuckling reading your post. Nearly choked one my sandwhich at bait time :lol:

By the way, a nice set up youv'e got there mate.

Jonathon
 
Sorry Martin but I was one of the B******s who was chuckling reading your post. Nearly choked one my sandwhich at bait time :lol:

By the way, a nice set up youv'e got there mate.

Jonathon
 
That had me laughing Martin.

It's great when you get a little older isn't it? You can say what you think and not have to worry about your pride or street cred.

Hope all is well soon.

Steve.
 
Lymes

If you get the characteristic bulls eye rash on the area the tick attached then go to your GP and ask for a Lymes Disease serology test. If the bulls eye rash is indeed present your GP will prescribe antibiotics to treat for Lymes. Those b..tard ticks seem to know to attach to the hard to see regions all right. Mostly have had on my back and backs of legs. Luckly my woman has a good rumage most nights! In Dads Army speak, don't panic! If you have the characteristic rash and don't do nought about it then panic!
 
That made me laugh as well MARTIN , SORRY !! Just keep an eye on the rash and if it starts to grow get straight to the docs , they will see you immediately.
 
Chris Rob said:
Jesus Martin it never rains but it pours with you :D

Nice scope & stock though shame about the tick, should have let him suck some blood & he would have been big enough to whip off with the old remover. :eek:

Like the sling, any idea of the make & where from?

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Chris

Alright Chris,I bought from an old guy in USA that hand makes them,I did try to get another a while ago,but,I didn't get a reply.When I bought it it was about $60.00 delivered,but,now,that makes it a very expensive sling,albeit a high quality one.I will try to get in touch again,and,let you know..........'M'
 
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Martin

That old Rem is looking good mate & looking forward to seeing you & Basil in August mate.

Did you have to bed that stock or was it pillar bedded like the H&S Kevlar ones?

PLease Follow my simple advice before you come over here to Tick Central (any guests that are over 3rd,4th & 5th Aug would be advised also).

Get yourself in the shower with a sharp razer & deal yourself a full Brazilian!

It tends to keep the buggers away from that area big time, the misses loves it & it does seem to work for most porn stars!

Any SD guests that are due-dont worry I do not wish to check that you have followed this good sound advice!

Best Wishes Lee
 
re'M'ington said:
Alright Chris,I bought from an old guy in USA that hand makes them,I did try to get another a while ago,but,I didn't get a reply.When I bought it it was about $60.00 delivered,but,now,that makes it a very expensive sling,albeit a high quality one.I will try to get in touch again,and,let you know..........'M'

Cheers Martin, appreciate that.

Chris
 
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