He laid her on the table, so white and clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat he rubbed her here and there.

He touched her neck and felt her breast, then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry.

The hole was wide... He looked inside, all was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms... Then STUFFED the christmas TURKEY !....

May I be the first to wish ALL of you, and your dirty little minds a very MERRY XMAS...