A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the vicar finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?" "I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied. "What's so funny about that?"

"I'm a gynecologist."