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    Oscars lawyers verdict

    This Oscar Pistorius story is all a bit strange, isn’t it? There must definitely be more to it. He seemed so happy just the other day, he had such a spring in his step…
    Yes, it was only minutes after Oscar Pistorius’s arrest that the jokes began … all taking the Pistorius.
    His lawyer’s got a hard job ahead of him. Realistically, it looks like Pistorius hasn’t got a leg to stand on.
    Oscar clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend told him that on Valentine’s Day he had to take her out.
    Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty due to temporary diminished responsibility. He claims he was legless at the time of the incident.
    Whatever happens in court, he still has a career. The IOC say he’s a front runner at the next Olympics for pistol shooting.
    Police reconstruction indicates that Pistorius lost it when, for his Valentine’s Day gift, his girlfriend gave him a pair of socks.
    New Valentine’s Day card: “Roses are red, violets are glorious. Never creep up On Oscar Pistorius.”
    Too many Oscar Pistorius jokes already. Trying to come up with a new one is like taking a shot in the dark.
    Looks like he has an expensive lawyer. I hope he can foot the bill.
    Otherwise, the Oscar goes to……………………Jail !!
    New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend’s murder……………. Footprints!
    She didn’t notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
    I see what Pistorius is doing. He is going to jail for 25 years and when he gets released… Bam! President of South Africa. That’s how it works over there, right?
    When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able-bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?
    Surely Oscar Pistorius isn’t the first man to wake up legless during Valentine’s night, then shoot all over his partner whilst imagining she’s somebody else?
    First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes ” Just Don’t Do It.”
    Hollywood are doing his life story; it’s now going to be called Blade Gunner.
    If found guilty he’s gonna have to take it on the shin.
    And finally,
    Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic!

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    Don't forget Comic Relief this year, just £5.00 can help a disabled South African tell the difference between his girlfriend and an intruder.

    Sorry - couldn't resist

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    Apparently - Oscar was hoping to get a new bathroom door - but his girlfriend was dead against it.

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    Sorry but I fail to find any humour in this.

    As if making jokes about a shooting in which a young woman lost her life isn't distasteful enough, you're doing so on an open forum which has the use of firearms at it's core - for all and sundry to read.

    I'm more than a little surprised by this thread, it's not the kind of thing i'd expected of The Stalking Directory.

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