After no dates or sex for 5 yrs a woman goes to see chinese expert sex therapist Dr Chang.
He says "harro! take off all your croase, get down & craw reery reery fast to otherside room"
"ok craw reery reery fast back"
As she did Dr Chang shook his
"Yr probrem vewy vewy bad, worse case Ed Zachary disease I ever sor, dat why u get no man" She says "god, what the hell is Ed Zachary disease?"
"its when your face look Ed Zachery like your arse."