A 15 year old Amish boy and his father somehow found themselves in a very fancy shopping Mall.
They were amazed by everything they saw but were particularly fascinated by a steel wall that on occasions slid open. They stopped to look at it for a while when they noticed a little old lady in a wheelchair approach it, she pushed the small button next to it and the steel wall opened to let her roll her wheelchair in, then the steel wall closed again.
They noticed some lights above the wall and these lights were counting 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and then 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 then the doors opened and out stepped a completely gorgeous 21 year old woman, wearing a very revealing skin tight top and a very short skirt indeed.
Without taking his eyes off the young lady the old Amish man whispered to his son “Daniel, go get your mother”