Well, manage to dislocate my left shoulder for the third time last night. I was out cutting some fallen timber up in one of our woods, somehow stumbled and pulled it out. Thankfully the chainsaw wasn't running at the time but I was stuck miles from anywhere, on my own, with no signal! Turns out when it says SOS calls only it does actually work for 999!
Thankfully I managed to haul myself out of the wood and closer to civilisation to be dealt with before the ambulance crew arrived. Just had the Mrs to deal with then!
So be careful out there guys, accidents can happen when you least expect and in the most inconvenient places!