Jeff and Jim are Siamese twins joined at the hip. They walk into a bar in New York and order a couple of beers. Barman serves them and asks, "You guys been on vacation yet?" "We're off to England next week," says Jeff. "We go every year." Barman says, "England's great, the culture, the history, the queen." Jeff replies, "We don't go for that rubbish, it's the only chance Jim gets to drive a car!"