As we approach the 'game fair' season I thought Id give you all the opportunity to buy:
A bag of ticks
Only £8.99 with £3.00 delivery.
These ticks can be attached to strategic areas to give that 'just been stalking' look (no Paul, the end of your todger is not strategic)
For the ultimate look Im also able to offer fresh Scottish midgees.
These are Specially selected and not fed for 3 months prior to delivery so that they attack with increased vigour to leave even the most hardy stalker looking like Andrew Lloyd Webber after a night on the bucky.
Yours for only £8.99 with £3.00 delivery
As a special to SD readers I can do both for £15 inc delivery
Please remember to order asap as these will obviously run out quickly