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    Dog food

    Real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco's

    ​I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot dog food in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably 
shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I 
awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and I.V's 
in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your 
trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry 
& that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my 
story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been 
poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls when a car 
hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered 
out the door.
Stupid cow.........why else would I buy dog food??

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    hehe nice
    If you can keep your head when all around you are losing've probably misunderstood the situation.

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