A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them how many will be left?" Little Johnny's hand shoots up. "None," he answers, "they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one thats gobbled down the top and sucking the cone."
To which little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" aks his father.
"The teacher asked how much is 2X3 and I said 6," replies Johnny.
"But thats right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me how much is 3X2?"
"Whats the fu**ing difference?" askes the father.
"Thats what I said!"