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    A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem and ask for suggestions. A few days later, he receives a parcel with a note:

    Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate.

    The man thinks this is terrible because they emphasised his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. ...... A week passes and he received another parcel

    Dear Sir, Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will look the part.
    The man is extremely furious now, because the company has gone from emphasising his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really rude letter of complaint.
    A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with an accompanying letter:
    Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple.

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