As soon as you put the camera down the fox started dancing Gangnam style?
Jedward. The reason why there are two barrels on a shotgun.
An annoyingly attired Presenter from the BBC "Springwatch" programme pops up and lectures on the importance of cant-free crosshair alignment??
I'll get my cardigan!
you slipped off the rock, broke your leg in two places and got airlifted to hospital
Moved the scope to the left and spotted a mating couple.
A pack of fox hounds on a drag trail suddenly found the real thing. Tally hoe, then a gold medal six pointer jumped into your sight picture and you shot that. What a lucky bugger.
All 3 lined up perfectly and with 1 little squeeze of the trigger - result 3 dead foxes.
unless you can prove it beyond all reasonable doubt, it wasn't me. If you can prove it then you must be mistaken
A VW Fox pulls up and Charlie joins in for a dogging session
Sako 75 6.5x55 - Z6i 3-18x50. Sako 75 .308 Habicht 2.5-10x56. Beretta 690. Benelli M2.
"You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill (1874-1965)
you went soft and let the vixen and cubs go...