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    Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole.

    "Wow...that looks deep."

    "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."

    They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise.

    "Jeeez. That is REALLY deep... here.. throw one of these great big rocks down there. Those should make a noise."

    They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and wait... and wait. Nothing.

    They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's a railway sleeper. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT sucker in, it's GOTTA make some noise."

    The two men drag the heavy sleeper over to the hole and heave it in. Not a sound comes from the hole.

    Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a sheep appears, running like the wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them, running as fast as it's legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air and into the hole.

    The two men are astonished with what they've just seen...

    Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over.

    Hey... you two guys seen my sheep out here?

    You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen! It came running like crazy and just jumped into this hole!

    Nah, says the farmer, That couldn't have been MY sheep. My sheep was chained to a railway sleeper :-

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    Not laughed that much in a long time. I had a chuckle but then when I tried telling my dad I broke into laughter thinking about the sheep.
    Soon to be the latest member of the 20cal club.

    It all works out in the end and if it hasn't worked out well it isn't the end!

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    Very good,didnt see that one coming!!!!

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