Anybody got any
Anybody got any
Sako 75 6.5x55 - Z6i 3-18x50. Sako 75 .308 Habicht 2.5-10x56. Beretta 690. Benelli M2.
"You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill (1874-1965)
Thanks, I only need half a box of bugger all
getting bored of your stupid posts as im sure others are too
Dont read them then ,somebody started this thread last year and it was brilliant laugh
I'd rather have two thirds of nowt than bugger all
"It's halfway down the hill, directly below that tree next to a rock that looks like a bell-end"
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Bugger all is better than sweet f. A
An old Duke lay dying in his bed on his English estate.
He called his butler, his cook and his gardener to him.
He says to his butler. "Smith you've been my butler for sixty years and never could I have wanted a better servant. My household has always been run to the highest order of excellence and the envy of all. So I'm going to leave you one of the farms on my Scottish estate. Red Hall. You won't know it but it has ten rooms".
He says to his cook. "Mrs Jones you've been my cook for forty years. The food was the best in the land and my table the envy of all. So I'm going to leave you one of the farms on my Welsh estate. Blue Hall. You won't know it but it has eight rooms".
And finally he says to his gardener. "Simpkins in the thirty years you've worked for me my garden has become a n overgrown jungle of weeds, my lawns a disgrace and that whole condition of this, my English estate, has made me a laughing stock throughout the country. So I'm going to leave you f*ck all".
"I don't think I know that one Sir, which of your estates would that be on and how many rooms does it have?"
Last edited by enfieldspares; 18-07-2013 at 22:18.