Tis obvious that you mind is already made up so why ask for advice.
As for the quoted comment your also obviously into perversions.
I use both Muffs, Peltor slim ear muffs, and foam expanding ear plugs as also used in industrial situations where excessive noise can be a problem, used to carry a spare set of the foam plugs in their protective plastic tube for just unexpected noisy situations that might arise. Sadly the plastic tube finally gave up and broke so a new set will have to be sought. The ones in the card boxes don't seem to keep as well in the pocket and get squashed or dirty easily before they are even used. The foan ones can also be washed to remove any ear wax they may pick up.