I was out for a walk around with the Gun yesterday.
As i mounted the gun to shoot at a Magpie something blew into my eye.
We were miles from the car and i hadn't got my little mirror with me for such emergencys so i just spent the next 2 hours squinting through my eye untill i got home. The wife is a nurse so she washed it out, 2 hours later it was still killing me so we rang NHS direct and they told me to go to A+E. No way was i going to A+E at 9:00 on a saturday night so i had a stiff drink and went to bed.
This morning i couldn't open the bloody thing as it was stuck shut. I've rang NHS direct again because aparently the A+E dept wont see me with an eye problem and i need a referal but i cant get a doctor to refer me on a sunday. I'm sat here like a pirate with an eye patch on, my eye is killing me. and i missed the sodding Magpie......
I wont forget the mirror again.