Once upon a time, there was a man named Lumulus who was a very righteous human being, always practicing good deeds, trying his best to be a very Godly man.
God noticed these constant good deeds one day and came down to Lumulus and said "Lumulus, you've led a very good life. Too many of my children practice evil, and you are one of the few people who only practices good. For this I would like to give you one thing, anything that you want. Just name it."
Lumulus thought and said "Well, God, I appreciate that very much. All of my life, I have wanted to go to Hawaii. But I get seasick so I can't take a boat there, and airsick so I can't fly there either. I would like a bridge to Hawaii so I might drive there."
God replied: "That's kind of a tall order? It’s a very long distance and the water is deep? Is there something else I can do for you instead?"
Lumulus replied "Well, there's one other thing. Could you get all the people on SD whose items are sold to mark their adverts as sold? I find it very frustrating“.
To which God replied: "How many lanes would you like on that bridge?"