"The seven-point buck was killed when it rammed a 640-pound concrete statue of an elk in the...."
were you thinking what I was thinking?
The force is not strong Quercus
Give me a clue cause i might have been...
I thought that the story would unfold that the buck may have been approaching from the other end of the statue. Must be the way my mind works, I'll stop thinking now.
However, it has got me thinking about deer decoys....
That's the funniest thing I've read in ages! Thanks for sharing it!
Poor bloody thing,
There's a farmer near me with a statue of a Red Stag in the field in front of his house - might stake it out!