I woke up swathed in bandages, in a hospital ICU, tubes entering and exiting different parts of my body,wires and machines monitoring every function, a gorgeous nurse hovering over me . . . . . .
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
I then heard her say, 'You may not feel anything below the waist.'
I managed to mumble in reply, 'Can I feel your tits, then?'