I was standing at the bar in a Vancouver Pub and this little Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.
I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"
He says "No, why you ask me dat? Is it coz I Chinee?"
"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer."