Time for a collection of rhetorical observations we encounter whilst out stalking I'm sure we can all relate to!
I'll start it off..
Why is it.......
......a single squirrel or pheasant can fill the forest with noise but a herd of fallow can materialise silently?
.....after spending 3 hours motionless in a high seat in the cold is it always when you're halfway down the ladder that the deer appear?