1 - You can trade an old 45 for a new 22.
2 - U can admire another mans gun and he'll let you try it.
3 - Your gun stays with you even if you run out of ammo.
4 - Guns function normally every day.
5 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after using it.
6 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

No offence intended....just a non shooting colleague sent it through to me...made me chuckle.