Ok, Brit Boys, I have been TROLLED for the last time over my Duck Dynasty post, in which my wording was incorrect. I know some of you want to send me to the gallows like you did my ancestors, but it’s time for you face the facts and watch Phil, “the Duck Commander” in action, Tuesday Night, 9pm, ITV4,Episode 13: “I'm Dreaming of a Redneck Christmas.” Get your real tree camo out and moonshine (Scotch is also permissible)!
You have more in common with these bearded dudes than you think. Most of these Appalachian and Louisiana folk trace their ancestry to your backyard. Just think, if your ancestors were lucky enough to get thrown out by the toffs too, you too would have grown up treading through swamps at 40 degrees, killing hogs, rattle snakes and gators with your bearhands, making moonshine in your backyard, and of course gunning down and blowing up stuff whenever you could. You may have eaten a lot of McDs and become obese God-fearing men, but at least you would all have pickup trucks with gun racks and wear beards!
Merry Christmas and let the firestorm begin!