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    Christmas Scottish Joke

    A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and
    says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you
    that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

    'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.

    "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer" the father says.
    "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about
    this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her."

    Franticly, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like hell
    they're getting divorced!" she shouts, "I'll take care
    of this!"

    She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father "You are NOT
    getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get
    there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until
    then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs

    The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Sorted! They're
    coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.'

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    Brilliant, even if slightly racist !

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    Excellent I'll have to add that one to the armoury .

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