The chicken and the donkey:
On the farm lived a chicken and a donkey, both of whom
loved to play together. One day, the two were playing
when the donkey fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the donkey 'hee-hawed' for the
chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the
farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to
no avail, for he had gone to town with the only
tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the
farmer's new silver BMW.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken started
the beautiful motor car and sped off with a length of
rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's
life. Back at the bog, the donkey was surprised, but
happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and
he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the
chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to
the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the Chicken then
drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car,
rescued the donkey!
Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the
farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he
returned. The friendship between the two animals was
cemented: best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, would you believe, the chicken fell
into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and
cried out to the donkey to save his life! The donkey
thought for a moment, walked over, and straddled the
large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken
to grab his willy and he would then lift him out of
the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the donkey
pulled him up and out, saving his life.
And the moral of the story?
When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to
pick up a chick.