For years I have been told that I didn't know Jack chitt and some people were right... I do know some of the chit family. I think you may know some of them too.
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack chit?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack chit'!
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack chit is the only son of Awe chit. Awe chit, the fertilizer magnate, who married O. chit, the owner of Needeep N. chit, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack chit married Noe chit. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie chit, Giva chit, Fulla chit, Bull chit, and the twins Deep chit and Dip chit.
Against her parents' objections, Deep chit married Dumb chit, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe chit divorced.
Noe chit later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe chit Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip chit married Loda chit, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken chit. Two of the other six children, Fulla chit and Giva chit, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the chit-Happens nuptials. The chit-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull chit, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisachit.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack chit', you can correct them.