One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to
his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in
Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your bum!!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply
couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out
of his drawer. "What the Hell is this??", he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"Honey," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a sniger:....
"It's not talcum powder.......
It's 'Miracle Grow'."