Domestic CS gas

finnbear270

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Just had my once yearly dose of Onion prep for the bread sauce, my punishment for sharpening all her blunt knives! Only one remedy for this, Adnams! :lol:
 
A sharp knife makes cutting onions less painful. You burst more cells with a bunt knife than a sharp one.

I'd say maybe this is your punishment for doing a half arsed job of sharpening her blunt knives :lol:
 
If you could see her in action chopping cabbage etc, you'd understand (Edward scissor hands) :D , I sharpen the knives when She who must be obeyed is'nt looking!, then the plasters come out! :lol:
 
My mother-in-law was around yesterday and she defines 'Domestic CS Gas'! My fault entirely for giving her a combination of Sprouts, Swede, Onion & Leeks! :eek:
I don't think she is a 'pure' CS gas generator though, as I think I detected a whiff of Mustard Gas and possibly a touch of Choking Agent!! :eek: :lol: :lol:
 
I have just had to endure the Mother in Law from Hell (aka the Wicked Witch of the West) … I think she is classified as a persistent nerve agent
 
I have just been subjected to my annual dose of Jerusalem artichoke soup, made by my Father. He claims it is a delicacy but I just think it's poison :mad:

The after effects are so noxious as to classify as worse than French onion soup.

Finnbear270 - the only redeeming factor was that my Father also supplied a mixed case of Adnams Ales to wash it down :D. He lives next to the brewery!
 
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