Apparently a loving wife can cook, clean, look after the home and help manage the finances of daily living. Well, if you've got one like that you're a lucky lucky man.
All mine does is hide my stuff under towels, in drawers and behind inanimate objects. I've discovered it's an involuntary reflex action sort of like scratching. You put something down like a torch because you're charging the battery and the body is suddenly put somewhere out of the way without her knowledge. This includes knives, hats and even boots and wellies. Now those of us that have drop spots in the house know where we put our keys, wallet and small stuff because that's our space. The times I've left my boots at the front door to pick up as I go out and then got to the ground without them is painful and why? because they were mysteriously moved to the back door. Or keys or my wallet is under a dish cloth.... why god
A lost hat turned up today... it was under a towel