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    Hunting accident

    The Hunting Accident

    A guy was hunting when a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over & discharged, shooting him in the genitals.
    Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
    "Well, sir, I have some good news & some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."
    "What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
    "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your willy which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."
    "Well, I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
    " Not exactly." answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."

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    very very funny

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