Molly the Donkey
A new Captain was assigned to a Foreign Legion outfit in a remote post in
the desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a Donkey
hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the Donkey was
kept there.The nervous sergeant said, 'Well sir, as you know, there are 250
men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'.
That's why we have Molly the Donkey.'
The Captain said, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about
'urges', so the Donkey can stay.'
About a month later, the Captain started having his own 'urges'. Crazy with
passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the Donkey to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the Donkey, the Captain stood on the ladder and gave
When he'd finished, he asked the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?'
'No not really, sir...' said the Sergeant, 'They usually just ride the
Donkey into town where the girls are......'