This frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless knickers
in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits
in the lounge opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she crosses her legs ....... enough times till
her husband says.......
"Are you wearing crotchless knickers?"
"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.
"Thank Christ for that....... I thought the stuffing was coming out of