Step one: make a big pile of money on the lawn and set fire to it.
Step two: stand waist deep in cold water for 4 days, repetitively swinging a large pole. Ideally, ensure complete immersion on at least 3 occasions.
Step three: engage in conversation with at least 3 people who tell you that you should have been here last week.
Step four: stay up to 2 in the morning drinking far too much whisky on at least 2 nights. Savour the hangover while standing in the cold water the next day.
Step five: go to Waitrose and buy a side of Scottish salmon.
You have now completed an authentic Scottish salmon fishing experience.
okay, I get the picture. Is it really not worth bothering?
In a word, no.
Trout, on the other hand...
HiA friend of mine (complete novice) is looking to travel to Scotland and would like to catch (and eat) a river salmon. Can anyone recommend anyone and what sort of dates would be best? Cost is really academic.
A friend of mine (complete novice) is looking to travel to Scotland and would like to catch (and eat) a river salmon. Can anyone recommend anyone and what sort of dates would be best? Cost is really academic.
A friend of mine (complete novice) is looking to travel to Scotland and would like to catch (and eat) a river salmon. Can anyone recommend anyone and what sort of dates would be best? Cost is really academic.
I could take him out to the nets with me this summer , he should get one that wayA friend of mine (complete novice) is looking to travel to Scotland and would like to catch (and eat) a river salmon. Can anyone recommend anyone and what sort of dates would be best? Cost is really academic.