was on the way round to the girl friends (now wife) house late one night after stalking and i was busting for a leak so i pulled the truck over in a field gate way , what happened next i dont actually know but it chuffing hurt !!
to as the least i was sore in the neather regions for a little while , on the way back home the next day pulled over on to see a electric fence ticking away with a bloody great bull the other side of the field !
lesson learnt , always wear a head torch while releaving ones self in strange gateways!