I thought I would share this with you it made my mates laugh when I told them , funny but true.
I was siting in the back garden the other day having a brew when I overheard my other half talking to her sister in the kitchen and having a wee moan about me(whats new) "he has blood on his trousers and even had that stinking dog in house yesterday" she went on to moan about my using the log burner all the time and not the heating ,filling the freezer with geese ducks, pheasant ,venison ,rabbits and all sorts ,taking up the garden with vegetables growing everywhere piles off logs, hens all over the place and dog kennels quad bike and a pick up and on top off that he is never at home he is either out with dogs stalking or some other bloody thing to do with shooting.
Then her sister pipes up and says but he saves a fortune on food and heating bills he does all his own repairs you should think you are lucky he is so self sufficient my other half pipes up and says SELF SUFFICIENT my arse he is just a tight b*****d . Then I realised there is a god and I quote "I HAVE A GOOD MIND TO LEAVE THE BUGGER".
Guess who is going to the Kirk this Sunday . Thank you lord.
Every dog deserves a well trained owner.