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    A Sensitive Man

    A woman meets a man in a bar.
    They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.
    They get back to his place,
    and as he shows her around his apartment
    She notices that one wall of his bedroom is
    Completely filled with soft, sweet,
    Cuddly teddy bears.
    There are three shelves in the
    With hundreds and hundreds of cute,
    Cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
    In rows, covering the entire wall!
    It was obvious that he had taken
    Quite some time to lovingly arrange them
    And she was immediately touched
    By the amount of thought he had
    Put into organizing the display.
    There were small bears all along
    The bottom shelf,
    Medium-sized bears covering the
    Length of the middle shelf,
    And huge, enormous bears running
    All the way along the top shelf.
    She found it strange for an
    Obviously masculine guy
    To have such a large collection of
    Teddy Bears,
    She is quite impressed by his
    Sensitive side.
    But doesn't mention this to him.
    They share a bottle of wine and
    Continue talking and,
    After awhile, she finds herself
    'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
    Could be the one!
    Maybe he could be the future
    Father of my children?'
    She turns to him and kisses him
    Lightly on the lips
    He responds warmly.
    They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom
    Where they rip off each other's
    Clothes and make hot, steamy love.
    She is so overwhelmed that she
    Responds with more passion,
    More creativity, more heat than she has ever known.
    After an intense, explosive night
    Of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
    They are lying there together in
    The afterglow.
    The woman rolls over, gently
    Strokes his chest and asks coyly,
    'Well, how was it?'
    The guy gently smiles at her,
    Strokes her cheek,
    Looks deeply into her eyes,

    And says:

    'Help yourself to any prize
    From the middle shelf'
    1. Don’t argue with idiots because they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. —Greg King
    2. Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. —Mark Twain
    3. Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him. —Proverbs 26:4 (King James version)

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    very very funny

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