The Mrs has recently signed up ti the cycle to work scheme. New bike purchased with all the bits thrown in that will be needed.
Yesterday we went for a bike ride and a spot of lunch. About 10 miles from home I get a puncture not to far from the pub.
Decided to eat first before getting dirty in fixing the puncture. Unzipped the bum bag attached to the frame of the Mrs bike. What dropped out.........
Lip gloss, eye liner, lip stick, amongst other make up materials but no bloody puncture repair kit.
I said where's the bloody repair kit gone. She replied well you said not to take a ruck sack and I had no where for my make up etc. So swapped them over.
If looks could kill.
Thankfully there were cyclists at the pub so fixed it and shared the joke.