My wonderful girlfriend and I had
> been dating for over a year, andso we decided to get married.There
> was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautifulyounger
> sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
> tightminiskirts, and generally was bra less.One day "little" sister
> called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
> She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
> feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.She told me that
> she wanted to make love to me just once before I gotmarried and commit
> my life to her sister.Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
> word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one
> lastwild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen
> inshock as I watched her go up the stairs.When she reached the top she
> pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood
> there for a moment, then turned andmade a beeline straight to the
> front door.I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.Lo
> and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
> Clapping!With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me
> and said, "weare very happy that you have passed our little
> test......we couldn'task for a better man for our daughter. Welcome
> to the family." And the moral of this story is:Always keep your
> condoms in your car........